F1 Car Maintainence

Not having left far behind, the chief manager of transport operation Mr DasItGear shareiff announced that they would be bidding for the vehicle maintainence for the Forumla One for 4 seasons – mostly for Farrari . Salient points of speech follows:

Dose!!

Dose beka dose? Hit Vidhyarthi Bhavan. What Shtyle of holding plates… Am off for one.
Pic Courtesy : Deccan Herald – 29 March 2007

Chronicles – House Hunting

Having lived in our house for near 20 odd years, the marriage magic made me go in persuite of a new house. Initially I wanted to buy a bigger house so that we could live in it comfortably. Nobody foresaw the requirements for a Washing machine, Various killer applications like mixie, Grinder and off course our beloved car and bike!

F1 Track Maintainence

In a latest reported move, BBMP (Big Better Money Pelifirage)  has decided to bid for the track maintainence of the formula 1 racing tracks being outsourced by Italy and Malaysia. Here is the extracts of speech from esteemed comissionar Mr JoyrideRaj

Cool Sri Rama Navami Celebrations!!!

Lord Sri Rama has switched from panaka to a cool drink – what with Bangalore experiencing 39.6 C on 25th March 2007?

So this should answer yella OK cool drink yake question I suppose!!!

Picture courtesy : Deccan Herald – 27 March 2007

KaraneNidhi and Ravi services

Just imagine our dear Karanenidhi has dolled out 1000 crores worth of tax payers money for releasing free TV’s to all villagers ( votebanks). Following this roaring successe’s, we suggest these next election manifesto for the same party. Viewers err readers kindly addon:

Chronicles – Cinderella, the play

While yours truely was studying in the 3rd standard – we had very few outings as a gang. One of such rare opportunities that came our way was the play cinderella hosted in the cubbon park- bala bhavan. Miss shyamala had announced that everybody should bring 1Rupees as enterence and transportation fee.

Elephant Leg!!

Notice some thing new here? The Elephant has lost a leg to landmine. Its not only humans but even animals suffer this fate.Here’s a story about a baby elephant named Motala who stepped on a landmine in 1999 while working at a logging camp. A group called Friends of the Asian Elephant near Bangkok has been caring for her since then. She has a new prosthesis now, and it’s helping her to walk.

Man proposes and animal suffers!

World Water Day

Today is World Water Day. Do we need water at all to celebrate folks? BWSSB has said its common Not to find water in urban areas – Shudder to think of rural people.

Picture courtesy: Deccan Herald

Work Chronicles – Login/Logout

As all my stories begin, this incident too happened in the early part of 1990’s. VP singh had just started the roller coster which actually buried him alive, Narasimha Rao had got the steering but Gears were held by somebody else – I mean the reforms had just begun.