Laugh it out….. 23

Sardarji had just traveled to south india for the first time in his life. He arrived with a big bang to the kerala village where his elder daughter had fallen in love with the malayalee guy. He was there to hold talks regarding the future matrimonial alliance.

He was treated to a very good reception from the railway station. Except for the poor milk and curds he ate, he more than made up with for jackfruit. He was amazed at the wonderfull taste the fruit provided and was indulging into the same non stop.

On that humid afernoon when every body was talking with his parents, wife, he slipped out of the house in the backyard. He had been seeing this damned big jackfruit which he wanted to eat. The elders in house had said ‘wait till they are ripe’. Not wanting to wait anymore, he started climbing up the tree. Wahe guru he exclaimed when he reached the top without problem and using the blade he was having with him, managed to cut the jackfruit.

Only now the sardar singhji realized his problem. He had somehow climbed the tree but could not get down from there. After perspiring for minutes, he called out for his wife. More so due to the push of the jackfruit, all people ran out of the house and were amazed to see sardar on top of the tree.

After some hectic punjabi to malayalam translation did the youngster of the house offer a solution. He pulled out the big fishing net and tied it to the basement of the trees and asked sardar to close his eyes and jump.

Sardar prayed to all gurus and took the jump. Down he came and the force of jump just catapulted him back to the tree.

This repated 2 more times when sardarini had a bright flash.

She just brought out the can of fevicol kept under the cot and spread it neat and thin on the net and asked the sardar to jump for sure this time.

Down jumped the sardar, the glue struck to his pajama but the force pushed him back to the tree minus the pajama…

( Finally the village elders tied up 2 ladders and got a trumbling sardarji down the tree with a gift of brand new dhothi for the alliance)

9 Responses to Laugh it out….. 23

  1. shark says:

    lol! my grandmoms house had a jackfruit tree.. bore delicious fruits.. but it was so always filled with ants.. we never dared to venture that way!

  2. neela says:


  3. praneshachar says:

    ha ha ha more than this it is is nice seeing you back in action hope you will be on regular now on

  4. Veena says:

    ha ha ha.. Fevicol guys should read this one !

  5. M O H A N says:

    Back in Bangalore? The ad would be nice for them I suppose!

    Thanks for your comments despite your 24×7 work at office, wish your trail balance tallies quickly. WIth all your wishes hope can spend more time!

    Yes – their bite takes many hours to subside and the burning sensation lingers on for a couple of days – experience of child hood.


  6. praneshachar says:

    trial balance tally mado maja yella iga ila alva yella tallied now yella computer yuga
    namma kathe ne bere bidi we are on SAP now full first year 12/7 asthe 24/7 adre manege hodre nammanu gurth hidiyodu kashta agibidutte asthe. barali nimma battalikeinda banagalu namma acccounts bega sign agibidutte

  7. That was brand new!! Loooools

  8. Anguished says:

    Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation 🙂 Anyway … nice blog to visit.

    cheers, Anguished!

  9. M O H A N says:

    Thanks for visiting.

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