Laugh it out – 9

Santa singh and Banta singh decide to take their budding construction partnership company abroad and bid for the under sea tunnel between France and England. Their commercial bid is so compitetive, the land up with the interview commitee for selection purpose.

The committe is wondering how 2 gentlemen who have never seen a under sea tunnel lest build one – fire off their questions.

Management : Understand that you gentlemen can build the under sea tunnel as per specifications?

Santa : Yes, myself santa singh and himself is Banta singh.

Mangement: Good. So, how do you plan to go about doing this project

Santa: Myself will start digging from France end.

Banta: Myself will do digging from England end simultaneously.

Management: (little amused) What if you dont meet undersea ?

Santa: Then you get a tunnel free of cost


6 Responses to Laugh it out – 9

  1. praneshachar says:

    good sardarji stuff santa banta combinationoooooooooooooooooooo

  2. Hahahahaha old joke, but a hilarious one!!!

  3. bachodi says:

    good one. Never heard of this one.

  4. Praneshachar, srik, bachodi

  5. silkboard says:

    Mohan, I seriously thought this thing could happen to one of these flyovers under construction in our cities 🙂 An extra grade separator, free of cost!?

  6. silkboard,
    🙂 Good thinking. Hope santa and banta dont have a construction shop here!

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