Santa singh and Banta singh decide to take their budding construction partnership company abroad and bid for the under sea tunnel between France and England. Their commercial bid is so compitetive, the land up with the interview commitee for selection purpose.
The committe is wondering how 2 gentlemen who have never seen a under sea tunnel lest build one – fire off their questions.
Management : Understand that you gentlemen can build the under sea tunnel as per specifications?
Santa : Yes, myself santa singh and himself is Banta singh.
Mangement: Good. So, how do you plan to go about doing this project
Santa: Myself will start digging from France end.
Banta: Myself will do digging from England end simultaneously.
Management: (little amused) What if you dont meet undersea ?
Santa: Then you get a tunnel free of cost