A man was called by police to the station and the following conversation took place.
Inspector : Your name is..
Man: Raju babu sir..
Inspector: OK, raju babu… do you have a credit card?
Man: (Surprised) Why Yes I mean No sir.
Inspector: Yes or No?
Man: I mean I had a credit card, but it was stolen 3 months back.
Inspector: Do you remember the details of card?
Man: Why yes sir, it was issued by Katchara bank numbered 123412341234332
Inspector: Good. (opens a plastic cover and flashes a card). Do you recognize this?
Man: ooh. Its my card!!
Inspector: Raju, why did you not complain about your lost card to the bank people atleast?
Man: (Shyly) Sir, the theif was using the card more sparingly than my wife!