Very recently flop actor turned director Mr ChodRaj decided to do a mega movie with a star cast which ensures the movie is a crowd puller and has decided to cast as follows:
Drupadhi: Ms Jayalalitha,
Bheem : Mr Mulayam singhji ,
Yudishtir : LalluJi,
Arjun: VP singh,
Sahadev : Mr Mallikarjun Kharge,
Karna : Mr Siddaramiah,
Dhryodhan : LalKrishna Advaniji,
Dhushyasan: SP Gill,
Shakuni: Arjun Singhji,
Abhimanyu : Mr Kumaraswamy
Ashwathama : Ms Sonia Gandhi ( due to equal rights to woman)
Ghatotkacha : Mr Rahul Gandhi
Hidimba : Ms Mayawathi
The other cast has been undecided as shakuni has brought the issue of reservations in the casting. BSP has already raised slogans that Ambedkar too be included in the play as otherwise it would be derogatory and un-constitutional.
In a landmark statement Ms Jayalalitha has decided to do a Mega Ramayan with introduction of thiruvalluvar as a saint and social reformer. It is also supposed to include the cuvery issue as shown from ramayan days when rama came down to south fighting ravan. Karunanidhi has given a petition to central government to ban this movie as it does not include him or any DMK functionaries.
The script has been turned upside down due to modernization. In this story, drupadhi is not going to marry at all but have a live in relationship with the pandavas. Duryodhan takes an anticipatory bail from beeshma before enacting the cheating scene and brings a legislation to ban IPC sec 420 of cheating. Dhyshyasan has banned the preperation of all sarees and threatned Krishna with dire sequence in case he decided to intervene.
Arjun has given up hiw bow for a new AK57 and is using the modern T20 tank as a personal carrier vehicle. Lord krishna has given away his conch and got a twirling siren fitted on to his T10. The Bhagavadgita is preached by Sri Ambedkar to arujna and krishnas role is just that of a driver.
Kurukshetra is replaced with Indo-Pak border. There are cheer girls from Bangladesh too for egging on the epic movie.
The climax is not yet decided and this time Drupadhi may decided to live with Dhuryodhan and Yudishtir addopting a coilation rule. Finally Allah would be included in the cast to balance the secular credentials of the movie and bless the couple.