1) National Animal — Lalu pasand , Devva gowd, Karjun Singh
2) National Anthem — PM chore hai, Corruption everywhere, vote me get TV, Stena gana mana
3) National Cloth — Mandya jeens, Khakhi, Khavi
4) Natioanl speed record killing most humans — Shalman shame kan, Ali Khan pautadi,
5) National foot in mouth diseased — Sunny Gotaskar, By George
6) National Joke — GDP 8%/ without food people 89% , Litracy decrease / Fertility increases
7) National Dal — Akali DAal, Jhanatha Dal, Rashtriya Dhal
You can name your faviourite and vote. The Best category winners would be intimated by SMS and nominated to parliment.