Here is a take on Vital Nagaraj getting to be the CEO of a Top Information Technology Company. Here would be his priorities :
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- Ban writing in all languages except Kannada. For sake of clients all Asia Pacific will have crash courses in Kannada on Mondays, Europe and Americas on Tuesday, Gulf and Australia on Wednesday, Russia and Srilanka on Thursdays, Other countries on Fridays. Its mandatory revision on Saturday
- All operating systems etc will be re-implimented using Kannada. If Macrosoft does not agree, a dedicated,trained group of engineers will hold dharna in front of the Major vendor showing empty CD covers.
- There will be a uniform made out of Red and Yellow and is mandatory for all employees.
- Every non Karnataka employee will have to marry a localite if not he will be transferred to chennai branch as retaliation.
- Chennai branch will be closed.
- All employees automaticaly become Rakshana vedic memebers
- Every employee should look after one donkey as it may be required frequently for protests.
- The head office will be shifted from Bangalore to Chamarajanagar with immideate effect.
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